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OCD, Bipolar Disorder and ADHD... The Things One, Two and Three Dr. Seuss Never Told You About
Sharing space with ADHD, OCD, and Bipolar isn’t your average run of the mill manmade chaos. It’s an overloaded trifecta from hell that just so happens to be juggling sharp knives, fiery bowling pins and chainsaws while you try your level best to pretend to be normal. In terms of roommates, ADHD, OCD, and bipolar, they are absolute bastards who eat all of your food. Oh, before we really dive in, here’s a fun fact to know and tell, bipolar will complicate the lease agreement ev

Deadbeat Monkey
6 days ago4 min read


DBM's Christmas Survival Guide
In my family, Christmas isn’t a traditional Norman Rockwell norm. It’s a full on operation that takes a lot of mental and emotional preparation. And before we get started, this guide is all purpose, and holiday agnostic. If Christmas isn't your thing, that's totes fine. When it comes to this time of year, we are all fighting the same battle. If you’ve ever rehearsed conversations in the car before walking into any family event, particularly during the holidays, this is for yo

Deadbeat Monkey
Dec 20, 20256 min read


Meteor 2026: America's Plan B Pill
If people ever needed proof the country’s cooked, just take a look around. According to a jerky faced RFK Jr., Acetamenaphrinafin is the "leading cause" of Autism, FIFA just awarded the world's first participation trophy to pacify a petulant Head of State, and conservatives mourned the loss of Charlie ‘the teeth’ Kirk with smoke machines, propaganda and fireworks. POTUS and HOTUS were amongst the bereft in attendance. Kudos to Ol' Yam Tits as he really showed off his mad eul

Deadbeat Monkey
Dec 6, 20255 min read


PSA Christian Nationalists: Clean Up Your Shit Before Dad Gets Back
Christian Nationalists are to Christian as MTV is to music. When it comes to Jesus, nothing they do matches the one I know. None of it passes the smell test. They are either nose blind to their own bullshit or they simply do not care. I've never once heard a single Christian Nationalist actually quote Jesus. It's almost as if they've never met him. They just wanted the t-shirt. Before we really get rolling, I'm fairly certain anyone reading this already has a fully functionin

Deadbeat Monkey
Nov 22, 20254 min read


Immigration Isn’t the Crisis, Ignorance and Hypocrisy Is.
So, What Does “Undocumented” Even Mean? MAGA strategists like Stephen Miller toss the boogeyman buzzword "Undocumented" or "Illegal" around like it is some bedtime horror story aimed at scaring the shit out of every Karen, Kevin and Christian Conservative who've barely left their own fucking zip code. And you know what? It's working It's that Stephen Miller boogery campfire story right? The one where you need to beware of the "illegal" and undocumented “paperless spirits” roa

Deadbeat Monkey
Nov 22, 20254 min read

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